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Having
many legal problems, including a divorce, a man had become thoroughly
disgusted with lawyers in general. One evening in a cafe, the conversation
got around to his pet peeve and he started "venting."
"All lawyers are jerks," he loudly proclaimed.
Another
man nearby heard this, looked disturbed, and sauntered over to him.
"Look, I heard what you said, and I am highly offended by it."
"Why
is that-are you a lawyer?" he asked.
"No,
I'm not; I'm a jerk!"
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