An
80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked
him how he was feeling.
"I've
never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen
year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think
about that?"
The
doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell
you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed
a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally
grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued,
"So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared
in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear
and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the
doctor queried.
Dumbfounded,
the old man replied, "No."
The
doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's
impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must
have shot that bear."
"That's
kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor. |
