It's the time of the Old West.
A citizen
of the town comes running into the saloon and screams, "Big
Bad Bart is coming! Big Bad Bart is coming! We gotta get outta town."
Everyone
gets up in a hurry and takes off as fast as they can, including
the saloonkeeper, who when hopping over the bar slips on a beer
and knocks himself unconscious.
When
he comes to, he makes his way outside to see the biggest, meanest
man he's ever seen riding down the center of the town on two buffaloes,
whipping them with a rattlesnake screaming, "Giddyup! Let's
go, come on."
He makes
his way over to the saloonkeeper, dismounts, and enters the saloon.
Breaking
both doors off the hinges while entering, he walks up to the bar,
slams his fist down, breaking the bar in half and hollers, "Gimme
some beer in a gallon jug."
After
the saloonkeeper hands him the jug, he watches as the man drinks
it in three seconds flat.
When
he's done with his drink, the man turns around to walk out the door.
The
saloonkeeper couldn't believe his eyes and wanted to see him do
it again. He asks him, "Don't you want another beer?"
The
man turns around and says, "Heck no, Big Bad Bart is coming!
I gotta get outta town!" |
