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As
a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her
what happened.
The
blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I looked up and
saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree,
so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree, and another and
another ..."
The
sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Mam ... I don't
know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a
tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener."
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