A
group of men are sitting in a sauna discussing business and stocks
when suddenly a cellular phone rings.
"Hi
honey, are you at the club?"
"Yes,
dear."
"Honey
you won't believe this but I'm standing in front of Giovannis and
there's a beautiful mink on sale in the window."
"How
much is it, dear?"
"They're
giving it away. Only $5000. Can you believe it?"
"But
you already have fur coats?"
"Please
dear it's absolutely exquisite!"
"Fine,
fine go ahead and buy it!"
"Thank
you sweetheart. Oh, not to keep you much longer, I passed by the
Mercedes dealership this morning and saw their new convertible.
It was to die for! I talked to the salesman and the one in the showroom
is brand new, leather seats, power everything, gold colored. What
do you think??"
"Honey,
come on, we already have cars!"
"You
promised me that I could get a convertible!"
"How
much is it?"
"You
won't believe it but he said he'd let us have it for $85,000 fully
loaded with all the options!!!"
"OK,
OK, go ahead and purchase it!"
"I
love you, you're the best husband a wife could ask for. I hope I'm
not pushing it, but remember our trip we took to Paris? Remember
the Brown's place with the swimming pool, tennis courts? It's on
the market to be sold. I saw it this morning at the Real Estate
agency. If we bought it we would have a perfect place to stay during
the cold winter months!!!"
"I
had actually thought about it. You say it's on the market?"
"Really,
you were actually thinking about it? Can I go make an offer on it?
You know it's not listed very high, and It would be perfect for
our type of lifestyle!!"
"How
much is it listed at?"
"Only
$425,000 sweetheart. It's a steal!"
"I
guess we've got money put away. Go ahead and make an offer but no
more than $415,000."
"This
is turning out to be a great day! Can't wait to see you later tonight
to celebrate!!!"
"See
you tonight dear."
The
man hangs up the cellular phone and asks, "So, who's phone
is this?"
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