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A
rancher was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed
his four-year-old son standing at the fence, wide-eyed and soaking
in the whole event.
The
rancher thought to himself, "Great, now I'm gonna have to explain
the 'birds and bees'. Well, no need to jump the gun. I'll just let
him ask the questions and I'll answer as best I can."
After
everything was over, the rancher walked over to his son and said,
"Well, son, do you have any questions?"
"Just
one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that
calf going when he hit the cow?"
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