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There
was a Mississippi redneck and a Louisiana Cajun, fishing on their
respective sides of the Mississippi river.
Just
as soon as the redneck put his line in the water, he slung a fish
onto the bank, and the Cajun was catching nothing, so he yelled
across to the redneck, "Buddy, I'd sure like to be on your
side of the river!"
"Aight,
tell ya whut, I'll shine my flashlight 'cross this river, and you
can walk across this little beam of light!" the redneck yelled
back.
The
Cajun replied, "Hain't no way, buddy. I know you think I'm
a fool! When I get halfway 'cross, you'll turn your flashlight off!" |
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