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Moses
and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled
up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway,
but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised
his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe
and sound.
Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly
toward the same water hazard. It landed right in the centre of the
pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out
on the pond and chipped the ball onto the green.
The
third guy got up and randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over
the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced
off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the
roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the
drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned
pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit a stone and bounced out
over the water onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly. Suddenly
a very large bullfrog jumped up on a lily pad and snatched the ball
into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the
frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed
with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the cup
for a hole in one.
Moses
turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad." |
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