Gates
(CEO of Microsoft), Andy Grove(CEO of Intel) and Jerry Sanders (CEO
of AMD) were in a high-powered business meeting. During the serious,
tense discussions, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where
Bill is sitting.
Bill
says, "Oh, that's my emergency beeper. Gentlemen, excuse me,
I really need to take this call." So Bill lifts his wristwatch
to his ear and begins talking into the end of his tie. After completing
this call, he notices the others are staring at him.
Bill
explains, "Oh, this is my new emergency communication system.
I have an earpiece built into my watch and a microphone sewn into
the end of my tie. That way, I can a take a call anywhere."
The
others nod, and the meeting continues. Five minutes later, the discussion
is again interrupted when Andy starts beeping. He also states, "Oh,
that is my emergency beeper. Excuse me, gentlemen, this must be
an important call." So Andy taps his earlobe and begins talking
into thin air.
When
he completes his call, he notices the others staring at him and
explains, "I also have an emergency communication system. But
my earpiece is actually implanted in my earlobe, and the microphone
is actually embedded in this fake tooth. Isn't that neat?"
The
others nod, and the meeting continues.
Five
minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Jerry emits
a thunderous fart. He looks up at the others staring at him and
says, "Uhh, somebody get me a piece of paper... I'm receiving
a fax." |
