You
hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's
this?" you realize you just dropped the company's deposit in
a mailbox.
A woman
comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, "I
waited on the last fat ugly old lady. This one's yours." Your
boss is standing behind you. It's his wife.
While
your boss is at lunch, you sneak in and look at some confidential
information on his computer. You spill coffee on the keyboard. It
shorts out.
You
return from a week's vacation to find that you had scheduled *this*
week as vacation, not last week. (Just means you get to take two
weeks vacation, right?)
You
take a "sick" day. The next morning the boss asks you,
"So, how was the fishing on Rock Creek yesterday?"
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