The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.

"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."
"Good. What comes after three."
"Four," answers the boy.

"What comes after six?"
"Seven."

"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job.
What comes after ten?"

"A Jack."

BAD DAY

You know it's going to be a bad day when your teenager knocks on your bedroom door first thing in the morning and says, "Today is Nerd Day at school, Pop. Can I borrow some of your clothes?"

THREE DAY STAY

A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days and leaves on Friday.
How does he do it?

The horse's name is Friday