A lady
walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter.
She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic
Beer", he says.
She
thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after
that there is no one else worth talking to,goes back to the man
sitting at the bar and says,
"That
isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes,
I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window,
flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.
The
lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
He takes
another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building
three times, and comes back in the window.
She
is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says
to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."
She
gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window,
plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.
The
bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're
a real jerk when you're drunk!" |
