A man walked into a store and saw a blonde staring at a orange juice carton. When he went to pay for his goods he was laughing hystericly.

The store clerk asked, "What is so funny?"

The man simply replied, " I just realized that blonde over there is staring at the orange juice carton because it says CONCENTRATE!!"

BAD DAY

You know it's going to be a bad day when your teenager knocks on your bedroom door first thing in the morning and says, "Today is Nerd Day at school, Pop. Can I borrow some of your clothes?"

THREE DAY STAY

A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days and leaves on Friday.
How does he do it?

The horse's name is Friday