It
is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and
blamed it on the cost of living.
It is
said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone
would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
Laughing
stock - cattle with a sense of humor.
You
can't have everything, where would you put it?
Latest
survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
If the
shoe fits, get another one just like it.
Eat
right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
The
things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those
who got there first.
Give
a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and
he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
Flashlight:
A case for holding dead batteries.
Shin:
A device for finding furniture in the dark.
As long
as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
A fine
is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
It was
recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
The
only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
Everybody
lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
I wished
the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
I started
out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
When
you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people
that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Light
travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
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