Two
elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely
see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to
an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must
be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After
a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light
was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the
passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was
really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous.
At the
next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went
on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred,
did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row?
You could have killed us both!"
Mildred
turned to her and said, "Oh my! Am I driving?"
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