Two
redneck guys go on a fishing trip.
They
rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the
rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods.
They
spend a fortune.
The
first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything.
The
same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.
It goes
on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one
of the men catches a fish.
As they're
driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other
and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught
cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"
The
other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any
more!" |
