Backup
- What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
Bug
- The reason you give for calling in sick.
Byte
- What your pitbull done to cousin Jeb.
Chip
- Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.
Terminal
- Time to call the undertaker.
Crash
- When you go to Bubba's party uninvited.
Digital
- The art of counting on your fingers.
Diskette
- Female Disco dancer.
Fax
- What you lie about to the IRS.
Hacker
- Uncle Jonas after 32 years of smoking.
Hardcopy
- Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
Internet
- Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
Keyboard
- Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
Mac
- Big Bubba's favorite fast food.
Megahertz
- How your head feels after 17 beers.
Modem
- What you do when the grass gets too high.
Mouse
Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.
Network
- Scooping up a big fish before it breaks the line.
ROM
- Where the pope lives.
Screen
- Keeps mosquitoes off the porch.
Serial
Port - A red wine you drink with breakfast.
Superconductor
- Amtrak's Employee of the year.
SCSI
(pronounced scuzzi) - What you call your week-old underwear. |
