More
and more doctors are running their practices like an assembly lines.
One fella walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked
him what he had.
He said,
"Shingles."
So she
took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him
to have a seat.
Fifteen
minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked him what he had.
He said,
"Shingles."
So she
took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told
him to wait in the examining room. A half-hour later a nurse came
in and asked him what he had.
He said,
"Shingles."
So she
gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram,
told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An
hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had.
He said,
"Shingles."
The
doctor said, "Where?"
He said,
"Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?" |
