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A
husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing
in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You
know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see
an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my bosom is barely above
my waist, and my bottom is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs,
and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says,
"Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He studies
hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful
voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
Services
for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St. Anselm's
Memorial Chapel.
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