A Russian,
an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The
Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"
The
American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The
Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The
Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You
can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the
Russian.
To which
the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going
at night!" |