A
lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She's
down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten
luck I've had today! What in the world should I do now?"
A man
standing next to her suggests, "I don't know... why don't you
play your age?" He walks away.
Moments
later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette
table. Maybe she won! He rushes back to the table and pushes his
way through the crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with
the table operator kneeling over her. The man is stunned. He asks,
"What happened? Is she all right?"
The
operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money on 29,
and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!" |
