An
Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work
on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating
lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I
get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to
jump off this building"
The
Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again!
If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The
blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."
The
next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage and jumped to his death.
The
Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.
The
blond opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death
as well.
At the
funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never
would have given it to him again!"
The
Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him
tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.
"Everyone
turned and stared at the blond's wife.
............are
you ready for it?....................
"Hey,
don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch." |
