A man
realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling
to spend much money. "How much do they run?" he asked
the clerk.
"That
depends," said the salesman. "They run from $2.00 to $2,000."
"Let's
see the $2.00 model," he said.
The
clerk put the device around the man's neck. "You just stick
this button in your ear and run this little string down to your
pocket," he instructed.
"How
does it work?" the customer asked.
"For
$2.00 it doesn't work," the salesman replied. "But when
people see it on you, they'll talk louder!" |
