realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling
to spend much money. "How much do they run?" he asked
depends," said the salesman. "They run from $2.00 to $2,000."
see the $2.00 model," he said.
clerk put the device around the man's neck. "You just stick
this button in your ear and run this little string down to your
pocket," he instructed.
does it work?" the customer asked.
$2.00 it doesn't work," the salesman replied. "But when
people see it on you, they'll talk louder!"