A movie producer was planning his next blockbuster--an action docudrama
about famous composers. So he set up a meeting with Sylvester Stallone,
Jean-Claude Van Damme and Arnold Scwarzenegger and offered them
a chance to select which famous musicians they'd portray.
always admired Mozart," Stallone said. "I'd love to play
has always been my favorite," said Van Damme. "That's
the part for me."
producer turned to Schwarzenegger. "And you, Arnold? Who do
you want to be?"
was a long silence, then he replied, "I'll be Bach."