a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car
comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The
man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car
changes lanes and is still coming at him.
guy turns around to go back, but the car changes lanes again and
is still coming at him.
the car is so close and the man so scared that he just freezes and
stops in the middle of the road.
car gets real close, then swerves at the last possible moment and
screeches to a halt right next him.
driver rolls down the window.
driver is a squirrel.
squirrel says to the man says, "See, it's not as easy as it
looks, is it?"