man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man
received the full treatment - shave, manicure, haircut, etc. he
placed the boy in the chair.
goin' to buy a tie to wear to the party," he said. "I'll
be backin a few minutes."
the boy's haircut was done and the man still hadn't returned, the
barber said, "It looks like your daddy forgot all about you."
wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took
me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"