A blonde
finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and
she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides
to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God, please help
me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going
to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lotto."
Lotto
night comes, and somebody else wins it. She again prays..."God,
please let me win the Lotto! I've lost my business, my house and
I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto
night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays..."My
God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house,
and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for
help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me
win the Lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly
there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde
is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself..."Sweetheart, work
with Me on this... Buy a ticket" |
