**
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did
it by killing all those who opposed them.
** If
you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably
haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
** Doing
a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG
fourteen times gives you job security.
** Eagles
may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
** Artificial
Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
** A
person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.
** If
at first you don't succeed, try management.
** Never
put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
** TEAMWORK...means
never having to take all the blame yourself.
** The
beatings will continue until morale improves.
** Never
underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
** We
waste time, so you don't have to.
** Hang
in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
** Go
the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
** A
snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
** When
the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
** INDECISION
is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
** Succeed
in spite of management.
** Aim
Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment
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