A
fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic.
"Here
is the situation," she said.
"A
man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing.
He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling
for help.
His
wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim, and runs down to
the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"
A little
girl raised her hand and asked, "To draw out all his savings?" |
