Jack
was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher
was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. The preacher
grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside.
The
Pastor said to him, 'You need to join the Army of the Lord!'
Jack
replied, 'I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.'
Pastor
questioned, 'How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?'
He
whispered back, 'I'm in the secret service.' |
