  
              A 
              friend, driving home from a fishing trip in northern Michigan with 
              his boat in tow, had engine trouble a few miles inland from Lake 
              Huron. He didn't have a CB radio in his car. So, he decided to use 
              his marine radio to get help. Climbing into his boat, he broadcast 
              his call letters and asked for assistance. 
            A Coast 
              Guard officer responded, "Please give your location." 
            "I'm 
              on Interstate-75, two miles south of Standish." 
            The 
              officer paused, "Could you repeat that?" 
            "I-75, 
              two miles south of Standish." 
            After 
              a longer pause, an incredulous voice asked, "How fast were 
              you going when you hit shore?" 
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