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A
wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report
that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.
She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark
wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken,
and is good to the children."
The
next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby,
bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The
wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
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