I
went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about
5 minutes.
When
I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I
went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving
a guy a break?"
He ignored
me and continued writing the ticket.
So I
called him a pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared
at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!
So I
called him a piece of horse manure.
He finished
the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then
he started writing a third ticket!
This
went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote.
I didn't
care. My car was parked around the corner.
I try
to have a little fun each day. It's important. |
