1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in
it?
2. Why
is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles
are always white?
3. Is
there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
4. Why
do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
5. On
electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"?
How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try
to stuff in that slot?
6. Why
do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down
to give the vacuum one more chance?
7. Why
is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first
try?
8. How
do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?
9. Considering
all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes
would they eventually just disappear?
10.
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's
all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That
hurt!"
11.
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
12.
Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash
pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
13.
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about the heat?
14.
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
15.
If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your
wife told you to do it? And obviously if at first you don't succeed,
then don't take up sky diving!
16.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans
is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three
best friends, if they're okay, then it's you. |
