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A
Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided
to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She
went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and
told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She
then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow
morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree
next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A
Blonde."
The
Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home
to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked,
and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that
said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?" |
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