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One
day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road,
drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey
thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted
fer drinkin' these here beers!"
"Don't
worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish
drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads,
then throw the bottles under the seat."
"What
fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just
let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl. They finished their
beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels
on their foreheads.
When
they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys
been drinking?"
"No
sir," said Earl, "we're on the patch."
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