- What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
- The reason you give for calling in sick.
- What your pitbull done to cousin Jeb.
- Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.
- Time to call the undertaker.
- When you go to Bubba's party uninvited.
- The art of counting on your fingers.
- Female Disco dancer.
- What you lie about to the IRS.
- Uncle Jonas after 32 years of smoking.
- Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
- Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
- Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
- Big Bubba's favorite fast food.
- How your head feels after 17 beers.
- What you do when the grass gets too high.
Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.
- Scooping up a big fish before it breaks the line.
- Where the pope lives.
- Keeps mosquitoes off the porch.
Port - A red wine you drink with breakfast.
- Amtrak's Employee of the year.
(pronounced scuzzi) - What you call your week-old underwear.