Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery.
to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."
man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you
a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the
next 19 years."
Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won
it and I want it."
the man explains that he would only get a million that day and the
rest during the next 19 years.
Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my
money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now,
then I want my dollar back!"