this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust!
Stewart doesn't live here!!
bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!
house every other day. Today is the other day.
write in the dust, please don't date it!
cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!
was clean last week, too bad you missed it!
I saw, I decided to order take out.
don't like my standards of cooking ...lower your standards.
you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse.
always look like this: Some days it's even worse.
kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
diet is a cookie in each hand!
shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease
to be amused.
number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead
house will have no kitchen ... just vending machines.
live life in the fast lane, but I am married to a speed bump.