At
a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee. The straight
fairway ran along a road and bike path fenced off on the left.
The
first golfer teed off and hooked the ball in that direction. But
the ball went over the fence and bounced off the bike path onto
the road, where it hit the tire of a moving bus and was knocked
back on to the fairway.
As they
all stood in silent amazement, one man finally asked him, "How
on earth did you do that?"
He shrugged
his shoulders and said, "You have to know the bus schedule."
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