As
most young, weak and smart kids are, Ken was picked on constantly
by the bullies in school. They stole his lunch, beat him up and
just downright made his life miserable. It took him a couple of
weeks to find a way to get back at these bullies and when he found
out what would get them back, he went all out.
He was on the bus where he normally got his lunch stolen when he
brought out a bottle with small brown balls in it. After discreetly
getting some milk duds from his pocket, he then put the candy in
his mouth and began making 'mmm... yum!' type sounds loud enough
for the other kids to hear.
The
bus bully then snatched the jar from Ken's hand and asked 'What's
in the bottle that you are making such a big deal of?'
'Well,
they're smart pills,' Ken replied.
'Smart
pills?' the bully sneered. He opened the jar and popped a couple
of the foreign brown balls in his mouth.
'Pweeuuweppblahhh!'
he reacted. 'What is this stuff? It tastes like rabbit poop!!!'
Ken
smiled. 'See, you're getting smarter already!' |
