  
             A Russian, 
              an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. 
            The 
              Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"  
            The 
              American said, "We were the first on the moon!"  
            The 
              Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" 
               
            The 
              Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. 
               
            "You 
              can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the 
              Russian.  
            To which 
              the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going 
              at night!"  |