breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet
you don't know what day this is."
course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door on
his way to the office.
a.m., the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she
was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses. At 1
p.m., a foil-wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived.
Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't
wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then
the candy, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never
spent a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my whole life!"