A
married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the wife
behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says,
"Honey, I know we've been married for 20 years, but I want
a divorce."
The
wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70 mph.
He then
says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because
I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a better
lover than you are."
Again
the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.
"I
want the house," he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife
speeds up, to eighty mph.
He says,
"I want the car, too," but she just drives faster and
faster.
By now
she's up to ninety mph. "All right," he says, "I
want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too."
The
wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge.
This
makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn't there anything
you want?"
The
wife says, "No, I've got everything I need."
"Oh,
really," he says, "so what have you got?"
Right
before they slam into the wall at a 100 mph, the wife smiles and
says, " The airbag." |
