One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were all driving in
a car when the car crashed. Minutes later they appeared up in heaven.
God
says to them "Ahead are 100 stairs, at each stair you will
be told a joke, if you laugh you will take the one way train to
Hell, if you remain silent, you will continue on. If you make it
to the top, you will stay in Heaven."
So the
brunette started up the stairs. At the 55th stair she laughed, and
was sent abroad the train to hell.
The
redhead started to climb but laughed at the 79th stair and got on
the train to Hell.
The
blonde started up and made it to the 100th stair. She paused, then
began laughing non stop. Shocked, God asked her why she had laughed.
Still laughing she replied, "I finally got the first joke!" |
