When
the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand
was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk
said he had some very good news for him.
"Guess
what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible,
ugly suit we've had so long!"
"Do
you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?"
the manager asked.
"That's
the one!"
That's
great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid
of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever
had! But tell me. Why is your hand bandaged?"
"Oh,"
the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his guide
dog bit me."
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