The
following are stories provided by travel agents:
* I
had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get
messed up by being near the window.
* A
client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going
over all the cost information, she asked, "Would it be cheaper
to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"
* A
man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what
was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting
an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that it was not possible,
since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't
lie to me. I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state."
* A
nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that
her flight from Detroit left at 8:20 a.m., and got into Chicago
at 8:33 a.m.? I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead
of Illinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones.
Finally, I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!
* I
just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know
which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant,
to which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but
none of these darn planes have numbers on them!"
* A
woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one
of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola
on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever." |
