3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking
what time the bar opens.
opens at noon" answers the clerk.
an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker.
time does the bar open?" he asks.
time as before... Noon." replies the clerk.
hour passes and he calls again, plastered "Whatjoo shay the
bar opins at?"
clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait,
I can have room service send something up to you."
I don't wanna git in... Ah wanna git OUT!!!"