At
3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking
what time the bar opens.
"It
opens at noon" answers the clerk.
About
an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker.
"What
time does the bar open?" he asks.
"Same
time as before... Noon." replies the clerk.
Another
hour passes and he calls again, plastered "Whatjoo shay the
bar opins at?"
The
clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait,
I can have room service send something up to you."
"No...
I don't wanna git in... Ah wanna git OUT!!!" |
