A
blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive
when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her
to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a
piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of
the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde, "Stand in that
circle and DON'T MOVE!"
He then
went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around
she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think
that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his
truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks
at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He
gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now
she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it.
He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her
car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so
hard she is about to fall down. "What's so funny?" the
truck driver asked the blonde. She replied, "Every time you
weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle."
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